Favorites from GLaDOS (Portal)

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Portal is a single-player first-person action/puzzle video game developed by Valve Corporation. There are also two unofficial versions of the game: "Portal: Prelude" (prequel based on the same Source engine as the original one) and "Portal: Flash Version" which can be run in a Web-browser.

Below, here's a list of favorite quotes from GLaDOS, a fictional artificially intelligent computer system guiding the player's character:

• "The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."
• "Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room?"
• "Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct."
• "You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"