M-Audio Axiom Bug Report
Oct. 5th, 2010 04:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
codedotThe best bug report I ever read:
I bought an Axiom 61 for a christmas present (to myself) a few weeks before christmas, opened it on christmas day (excitedly), powered it up and felt really happy and content. Later that day I powered the Axiom down, went to sleep and had a terrible nightmare and all my old friends from school were there and William Chang got eaten by a cuttlefish. When I woke up I knew that this day something horrible would happen because my dreams often predict the future with startling accuracy. I decided to write a song about my dream so I went to my computer, turned on the Axiom and went to make a cup of tea but I got distracted by the neighbour's cat that was in my backyard sleeping on my chair and I gave it a bowl of milk. When I returned inside, I started up Ableton Live, but to my dismay when I looked at my Axiom, the screen was blue but with no data displaying, and the Nul and Zone/Group buttons were also lit up. With nothing left to live for I travelled the globe searching for new and erotic experiences and now upon my return I must send my Axiom for repairs. I hope this doesn't happen with the replacement because I am now 93 years old.
I bought an Axiom 61 for a christmas present (to myself) a few weeks before christmas, opened it on christmas day (excitedly), powered it up and felt really happy and content. Later that day I powered the Axiom down, went to sleep and had a terrible nightmare and all my old friends from school were there and William Chang got eaten by a cuttlefish. When I woke up I knew that this day something horrible would happen because my dreams often predict the future with startling accuracy. I decided to write a song about my dream so I went to my computer, turned on the Axiom and went to make a cup of tea but I got distracted by the neighbour's cat that was in my backyard sleeping on my chair and I gave it a bowl of milk. When I returned inside, I started up Ableton Live, but to my dismay when I looked at my Axiom, the screen was blue but with no data displaying, and the Nul and Zone/Group buttons were also lit up. With nothing left to live for I travelled the globe searching for new and erotic experiences and now upon my return I must send my Axiom for repairs. I hope this doesn't happen with the replacement because I am now 93 years old.
